Welcome to the functional lab intensive🧪
Comprehensive lab interpretations + personalized wellness protocols
*beaming with pride as I announce*
For years, you asked for a service that ran labs, provided expert interpretation and a clear action plan without the commitment of monthly coaching...
...that day has finally arrived and, boy oh boy, was it worth the wait!
Delivering comprehensive lab interpretations + personalized wellness protocols
The Functional Lab Intensive
- You want a deeper understanding of your body "help me quiet the social noise and TikTok diagnosing...does this or does this not apply to me?"
- You want ease of testing "I'm done fighting with my doctor and the insurance to get the labs I deserve"
- You value compassionate, warm and HUMAN interpretations "Explain my labs to me in a way that makes me feel like I'm a part of the process and not just a number on a piece of paper"
- You need clear, realistic and effective next steps in your healing journey "I need something that actually makes sense in real life"
- You are the 'just tell me what to do' kinda gal and are ready to get👏 to👏 work👏
What you can expect when you step inside the Intensive:
✔️Your choice of functional lab tests (easily taken at home or at your nearest Quest)
✔️A comprehensive video recorded interpretation
✔️Personalized written action plan
✔️Diet, lifestyle and supplement recommendations
✔️Clear next steps
This is for you if...
Nothing exactly like this exists on the market.
I am 1:1... a unicorn if you will🦄
Meet the Tests...
1. Comprehensive Bloodwork (phlebotomy required)
- Your comprehensive health check looking at thyroid function & metabolism, blood sugar balance & insulin health, cholesterol & cardiovascular risk markers, liver health & detoxification capacity, iron status, oxygenation & energy markers, autoimmune patterns & foundational wellness
2. The DUTCH test (at home pee test)
- Dried urine testing for comprehensive hormones. This test is a deep dive into your stress and sex hormones, looking at estrogen, testosterone, progesterone, cortisol DHEA and their metabolites. It shows how much (or how little) hormone your body is producing as well as how your body is breaking hormones down.
3. GI Map (at home stool test)
- A stool test using DNA technology to assess the gut microbiome (ie. colon environment). It is helpful in identifying the balance of good and bad bacteria, overgrowths in opportunistic bacteria, parasites and fungi, viral infections and markers of digestion, inflammation and immune function in the gut. NOTE: this test looks at your large intestine and therefore not a good test if you are trying to identify SIBO (which resides in the small intestine)
This is not a target every imbalance or slap a one-size-fits all protocol on it type of service. This is a deep insight into your current health status, answering the question "Why do I feel this way?". Every interpretation and action plan given is unique because every person is unique. With this service, you can trust that I am taking the same time and care as I do with my 1:1 clients. I don't cut corners. I don't use templates. I assess YOUR labs and write the action plan that YOU need.
This is not a target every imbalance or slap a one-size-fits all protocol on it type of service. This is a deep insight into your current health status, answering the question "Why do I feel this way?". Every interpretation and action plan given is unique because every person is unique. With this service, you can trust that I am taking the same time and care as I do with my 1:1 clients. I don't cut corners. I don't use templates. I assess YOUR labs and write the action plan that YOU need.
Once labs are completed, allow for ~2 weeks processing time before lab results are available. Interpretation and action plan delivered 7-10 days after results arrive.
Complete your labs
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This tells me what I need to know about you in order to give you the best interpretation possible
Fill out a short intake form
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Choose between bloodwork, DUTCH, GI or a combo of the three
Choose your lab package
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The Functional Lab Intensive roadmap
Know exactly what to focus on with diet, lifestyle and supportive supplements* to get on the track to healing.
Recieve your interpretation & action plan
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Start making changes and watch your health transform!!!
implement the changes
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*due to the nature of this service, supplement recommendations will be centered around gentle support. If deeper work is needed, an invitation to join private coaching will be extended.
Includes:
- Comprehensive bloodwork
- Video recorded Interpretation
- Written action plan
Best for: the girl who wants answers but wants to start simple
Your Package Options:
Includes:
- Choice of DUTCH or GI Map
- Video recorded Interpretation
- Written action plan
Best for: when you want a targeted deep dive on the gut or hormones
Includes:
- Comprehensive bloodwork
- DUTCH or GI Map
- Video recorded Interpretation
- Written action plan
Best value and the most popular choice amongst private clients!!
Includes:
- Comprehensive bloodwork
- DUTCH
- GI Map
- Video recorded Interpretation
- Written action plan
Best for: the girl who's done guessing and ready to cover all your bases
Carson W.
Thank you so much for ALL of this! I just listened [to my lab interpretation] and geeked out for a bit haha
Lizzy G.
I never know what to refer to Kassy as when I talk about her because she does so much more than nutrition. Just saying 'dietitian' feels like a major undersell.
You are worth every penny!
Annette T.
You've helped me realize how it all connects and when you do the work, you discover more things about yourself, your eating, your mindset, everything.
You've truly helped me get healthy from the inside out!